This is the bit where we say what wonderful human beings we all are, that we lead lives packed with excitement and unusual hobbies, that our favourite authors are obscure South Americans who died young of entertaining diseases, and that the bands we like are far hipper than any you've ever heard of.
It's also the bit where we reassure you that we're dedicated to our
work, rarely take a holiday, and that swooning clients strew our paths
with petals.
