This is the bit where we say what wonderful human beings we all are,
that we lead lives packed with excitement and unusual hobbies,
that
our favourite authors are obscure South Americans who died young
of entertaining diseases, and that the bands we like are far hipper
than
any you've ever heard of.
It's also the bit where we reassure you that we're dedicated to our work,
rarely take
a holiday (huh!), and that swooning clients strew our paths with petals.